{"product_id":"limited-edition-bpi-nightmares-mug","title":"Limited Edition: BPI Nightmares Mug","description":"Bits and Pieces Incorporated — Supplying Your Needs This Halloween.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis Halloween, BPI's Bear Division has reported for duty. Nobody scheduled them. Nobody approved the overtime. HR looked into it briefly and then stopped looking into it.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nMeet the crew wrapped around your mug:\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe Demon Bear — chains, horns, red eyes. Somehow still the most professional one in the room.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe Panda Clown — arms folded, smile permanent, absolutely not to be trusted with the coffee machine.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe Impala Grim Reaper — scythe sharpened, expression unreadable, mildly inconvenienced by your existence.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAvailable in 11oz and 15oz because some mornings require reinforcements.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis product has been reviewed and approved by the BPI Undead HR Team — what was left of them anyway. We don't know what happened. We will leave it at that. BPI accepts no liability for excessive caffeine consumption, unsettling eye contact from your mug, or the Panda Clown's smile following you throughout the day. Feelings are your own responsibility.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBPI — because your morning coffee deserves better.\u003cbr\u003e\nAge restrictions: For adults\u003cbr\u003e\nEU Warranty: 2 years\u003cbr\u003e\nOther compliance information: Meets the lead and cadmium level requirements.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), \u003cb\u003eOak inc.\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003eSINDEN VENTURES LIMITED\u003c\/b\u003e ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at \u003cb\u003egpsr@sindenventures.com\u003c\/b\u003e. You can also write to us at \u003cb\u003e123 Main Street, Anytown, Country\u003c\/b\u003e or\u003cb\u003e Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.\u003cb\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e","brand":"ShadowCast Publishing","offers":[{"title":"11 oz","offer_id":55109353636179,"sku":"8487002_9323","price":14.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"15 oz","offer_id":55109353668947,"sku":"8487002_9324","price":14.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1102\/9279\/5731\/files\/black-glossy-mug-black-11-oz-front-6abbfd3edfb41.jpg?v=1790704989","url":"https:\/\/shadowcastpublishing.com\/products\/limited-edition-bpi-nightmares-mug","provider":"ShadowCast Publishing","version":"1.0","type":"link"}