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HR has been informed.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe Fox Grim Reaper — scythe sharpened, hood lowered, mildly inconvenienced by your existence.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAvailable in Black, Dark Heather Grey, and Heather Orchid because even nightmares deserve options.\u003cbr\u003e\nThis product has been reviewed and approved by the BPI Undead HR Team — what was left of them anyway. We don't know what happened. We will leave it at that. BPI accepts no liability for sleepless nights, unsettling eye contact from your wardrobe, or colleagues asking where you got your shirt. Feelings are your own responsibility.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nBPI — because your wardrobe deserves better.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nAge restrictions: For adults\u003cbr\u003e\nEU Warranty: 2 years\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nIn compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), \u003cb\u003eOak inc.\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003eSINDEN VENTURES LIMITED\u003c\/b\u003e ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at \u003cb\u003egpsr@sindenventures.com\u003c\/b\u003e. 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